“Barbados - one time, Crystal saw Rihanna there. There are lots of beaches. The water is very rough on the East coast, but the West coast is very not rough. The hilton has the best brunch. St. James is the tourist area of Barbados. The St. Laurence gap has lots of restaurants and shit. Traditional dishes include flying fish and macaroni dish. It’s hot there. Sometimes, there are hurricanes. One time, Crystal was caught in a hurricane. Crystal’s dad was born there, and her sister is a doctor there. There’s only one hospital, so that’s probably where she works. But don’t get sick, cause they have a crappy health care system. They opened a McDonald’s there, but it sucked. The airport is outside. You could drive through the whole country in one day. The primary lingo is English. They have a TD Canada Trust there. The Jolly Roger is a daily booze cruise. Every year they have the August long weekend called crop over, something about crops, becomes a huge dance party “like carabana, but better”. there is a mud throwing party at some point. Mt. Gay is the rum of Barbados. Lionel Ritchie has a house near Crystal’s sisters.”
